Woodland Creature

Jul 28
I think the most badass household item is an eyelash curler. I like to tell dudes it’s actually a medieval torture device. (via thedailywhat)

I think the most badass household item is an eyelash curler. I like to tell dudes it’s actually a medieval torture device.

(via thedailywhat)

  1. fadedshadows reblogged this from thisiswhywecanthavenicethings and added:
    There it is! Fucking scalp grass.
  2. thisiswhywecanthavenicethings reblogged this from thentherewasyou
  3. nothingofanyimportance reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    i’m totally going to start calling toothbrushes ‘plaque eviscerators’ okay maybe not.
  4. andiesticks reblogged this from hollypotato and added:
    using these names now
  5. janine0317 reblogged this from thedailywhat
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  7. speak-slow reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Lolsss :) I’m trying to think of new ones, and failing. :( Fingernail decapitator? Nah that’s shit ;|
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    haahahaha voilà qui complètera super bien mes cascades maison
  10. michelleabc reblogged this from thedailywhat
  11. thepaulo reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I’m using these names from now on…
  12. jacobchelsey reblogged this from until
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  14. jessibelboobstein reblogged this from ex-genius and added:
    be called “GERM DISCOTECS”…teehee, discotec.
  15. moltingredleaves reblogged this from pie0 and added:
    see “Mitch Hedburg, sponge ruiner” joke. (aka, cheese grater)
  16. ikorkh reblogged this from simpleminded and added:
    siddman: cerebralcereal:thedailywhat:Savage Chickens.
  17. headcheese reblogged this from readyfire-aim and added:
    They forgot to add the name for a cheese grater: SPONGE RUINER! I always try to go to clean my grater but end up,...
  18. theycallmezulu reblogged this from pie0
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  22. pie0 reblogged this from simpleminded and added:
    siddman:cerebralcereal:thedailywhat:Savage Chickens.
  23. forchrisbychris reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I’m going to do this for more things!
  24. purplemotion reblogged this from beardstachebacon
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  34. imbetterwithapen reblogged this from lightswhite and added:
    Haha I love Savage Chickens! XD
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  50. caseyspitfire reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I like the Egg THRASHER XD
  51. anygivenwebdork reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    It’s all about the branding!
  52. thekampage reblogged this from possiblydreaming and added:
    ive always looked for a way to make my toothbrush more intimidating…
  53. xo3m reblogged this from thedailywhat
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  55. chartreuse reblogged this from siddman
  56. lfer reblogged this from anyela
  57. mentalwanderer reblogged this from blindedwithscience and added:
    Savage Chickens.
  58. woodlandcreature reblogged this from thedailywhat
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  60. apapergirl reblogged this from kritosaurus and added:
    haha thats awesome
  61. kritosaurus reblogged this from tossthatshizz
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  64. thediscoinmypants reblogged this from mcjocar and added:
    I’m going to start using these names
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  68. ex-genius reblogged this from bellicosity and added:
    soiledteenagedgirlfriend:siddman:cerebralcereal:thedailywhat:Savage Chickens. I think we should call toilets “TURD...
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  73. thentherewasyou reblogged this from siddman and added:
    cerebralcereal:thedailywhat:Savage
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  75. simpleminded reblogged this from siddman
  76. chimichangaa reblogged this from anyela
  77. livethroughthis reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    ahahaha, this is amazing. i can only imagine. “hey, can i borrow your follicle intimidator?”
  78. siddman reblogged this from cerebralcereal and added:
    thedailywhat:Savage Chickens.
  79. eternally reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    yo, we rollin’ badass.
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  92. emilycatty reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    hahahaha I like “beard killer” and “follicle intimidator”
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    When beating your eggs isn’t enough.
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    Where’s the Underarm Machete?
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  117. mcfein reblogged this from switchingoff and added:
    Beardkiller???? NO!
  118. toribeth reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    reminds me of jeremy haha
  119. cokecokecoke reblogged this from thedailywhat
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  121. switchingoff reblogged this from tobeagain and added:
    thedailywhat: Savage Chickens. hahahahaha
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  127. resaltador reblogged this from mcjocar and added:
    Me encantó “follicle intimidator”
  128. celebratingwithwine reblogged this from thedailywhat
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  131. paolodelfino reblogged this from zatulala and added:
    Badass names for common household items (ie: beardkiller). From: [zatulala]
  132. cmyk4life reblogged this from thedailywhat
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  134. kramerknows reblogged this from stalk and added:
    until:thedailywhat:...FOLLICLE INTIMIDATOR!!!!
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  148. chumi reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Follicle intimidator for the win!
  149. iflifehandsyoulemons reblogged this from thedawnmarie
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  155. randomblink reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    lol… everything in real life should be renamed… we could call web addresses “Digital Teleportation Locators”
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  160. emosloppy reblogged this from noisyman and added:
    ohhhhh.. can I have the Egg Thrasher please! =)
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  163. ghostofatotalstranger reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    lol now to incorporate them into daily conversation
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  174. turnstyles reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    BRB BEARDKILLING
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  182. stalk reblogged this from until and added:
    thedailywhat: Savage Chickens.
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  185. kayleedanielle reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    speaking of, i could use a new plaque eviscerator
  186. asdfjkldebbie reblogged this from thedailywhat
  187. k2fishsandwich reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    X-TREME STUFF!!!
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  189. daniregal reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Beardkiller !!!!!!!!! the rest deserve it. :)
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  197. kristaduerrface reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I am renaming my household items for now on. my sisters new name is “WEE GEE GEE GEE GEE” cause she just made that...
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  201. briannedixon reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    LOL “follicle intimidator”
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