Woodland Creature

Jul 26

fmylife:

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, “I’m a koala and you’re my eucalyptus tree!” He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

How is this an FML? I would totally do this. Weird coincidence: I am currently wearing a T-shirt featuring a koala in a eucalyptus tree!

  1. starxo reblogged this from jenniferdawn and added:
    i’d so LOVE that if lewis did this to me. it’d be so cute.
  2. jenniferdawn reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    that would make me love
  3. brokenbutnotdestroyed reblogged this from fmylife
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  7. silenceisntgolden reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    i actually find this pretty cute :p
  8. pinmywings reblogged this from fmylife
  9. innovatorprocrastinator reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    you are weird, woman! HOW IS THIS AN FML? this is too adorable!
  10. farcical reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    this is so cute.
  11. pandyland reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    freakin’ marry...guy if he did that...me. F your life? I’d F...
  12. amyr05e reblogged this from partyonwayne and added:
    this actually sounds so much...get to see him tomorrow :)!
  13. butwhyme reblogged this from sanahastumblr
  14. badassbutter reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    that would soooo not be an fml. I’d love it if...guy done that, it’s so cute
  15. iheardavoice reblogged this from sanahastumblr and added:
    Erm… Why is this in FML? I’d love it if a boy acted like that :D
  16. sanahastumblr reblogged this from jsska
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  21. nanyoky reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    that’s just cute, i’m not gunna lie… ^_^
  22. acomely reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    hehehehehehe! That was actually cute,
  23. wakeupprincess reblogged this from injinious and added:
    aawww!! super cute!! :D
  24. cupcakecutaay reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    Hahahahahahahhahaha.
  25. homeskillet reblogged this from fmylife
  26. lunadial reblogged this from fmylife
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  28. thegirlautumn reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    awhs,i find this adorable(:
  29. bethbluestocking reblogged this from cuntspasm and added:
    Seriously- that sounds like the most awesome-ist boyfriend ever. I want a boyfriend who would do something that cute!
  30. koolaidpopsicle reblogged this from fmylife
  31. chloemarie reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    would love this. too cute.
  32. ravenrae reblogged this from xyzprincess and added:
    I thought this was totally cute, too. Because Luke has done this exact thing to me! hehe. Definitely not a real FML.
  33. injinious reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    This is the funniest...ever!! I also don’t see how it’s an FML. How can anyone NOT want...
  34. stayytruee reblogged this from fmylife
  35. criscoclean reblogged this from fmylife
  36. leichan reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    HOW is this an FML?! this is so cute :D
  37. seven14 reblogged this from fmylife
  38. liveinjusttoday reblogged this from fmylife
  39. brookiebean reblogged this from fmylife
  40. chapter13 reblogged this from remusjlupin and added:
    thats actually pretty adorable.
  41. xyzprincess reblogged this from fmylife
  42. kayemcee reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
  43. superradta reblogged this from cuntspasm and added:
    Agreed, thats adorable. My girlfriend’s hair tastes like grapes
  44. laurawrknightmare reblogged this from tanyakim
  45. tanyakim reblogged this from fmylife
  46. lukeromero reblogged this from himynameisbroniquejeremyisrad
  47. uhrwerk reblogged this from cuntspasm and added:
    I kind of have to agree (:
  48. roseytoes reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    Hahaha sounds like
  49. idiolect reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    This sounds like something I’d do. Any takers?
  50. cuntspasm reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    That’s fucking cute. Shut up...enjoy your boyfriend.
  51. sarahclare reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    how is this now awesome? Sounds like something Adam would do.
  52. classicheroine reblogged this from fmylife
  53. my-blacksilhouette reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    this shldnt be fml!!! wth, eating the hair part was hilarious!! surprised...c this...
  54. weetziebat reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    No No No, F MYYY L, this same thing happened...last year, I haven’t told anyone about...
  55. chappyturtle reblogged this from stpatience
  56. yourlittleshark reblogged this from carafornia and added:
    fml?!? why would/how could anyone NOT want this?
  57. fdeguzman reblogged this from fmylife
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  59. papercupincentive reblogged this from heremotionsickness
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  61. crackalackin reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    I’M A KOWALA BURR
  62. cocoluscious reblogged this from fmylife
  63. driventosucceed reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    KOALA & THE TREE. WE’VE DONE THIS BEFORE. EXCEPT FOR THE PRETENDING TO EAT THE HAIR THING. HAHAHA!
  64. sampagan reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    think this is hilarious… sometimes...b/f and will bite him, but it’s kind of a...
  65. timewillnotflee reblogged this from konroy and added:
    wow, the same thing has happened to me!! haha
  66. katiecupcakesz reblogged this from fmylife
  67. allisonomnom reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    This sounds like something Sam would do…
  68. cooties reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    literally LOLed.
  69. mmmaggiee reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    OMG. THIS IS HYSTERICAL.
  70. jasminealexandria reblogged this from kristineanne and added:
    Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs...
  71. bryanlovett reblogged this from kadehydrated
  72. whatsnhuwithyou reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    Hahahaha, this is like cutee…. but like super weird.. HAHAHA
  73. kadehydrated reblogged this from remusjlupin and added:
    This. THIS IS REALLY FUCKING WEIRD. I ..like..what the fuck? This same fucking story happened to me two years ago. SAME...
  74. ilikereadingyour reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    Can’t tell if the...is really weird or really cute haha
  75. kelly-anne reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    relationship, file this under MLIA. Different animal, of course.
  76. dragonette reblogged this from fmylife
  77. himynameisbroniquejeremyisrad reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    feel that this would happen…. lol
  78. kristineanne reblogged this from ilouvreyou and added:
    doesn’t sound much like of an FML. It’s cute.
  79. captainmaddieee reblogged this from fmylife
  80. tsoaf reblogged this from precocious and added:
    omg THAT IS SO CUTE AND HILARIOUS IDEK
  81. ksauceee reblogged this from fmylife
  82. cheesycharles reblogged this from guernica322 and added:
    I wanna be a koala…
  83. livethebrotherhood reblogged this from fmylife
  84. butterflyiloved reblogged this from fmylife
  85. mrjupiter reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    Lmfao i saw this...was like wow thats not fml thats cute...i...
  86. karizaboo858 reblogged this from fmylife
  87. nnzxy reblogged this from turnthatfrownupsidedown
  88. crazyforlove reblogged this from guernica322 and added:
    I know, that’s exactly what I thought.
  89. emilietherese reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    don’t think that’s...at all, I think that’s cute.
  90. guernica322 reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    this is totally not an FML. this is...life is fucking AWESOME.
  91. hellojackie reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    thinking when you do this?
  92. shenanijinx reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    NGL, if this is the worse thing your...pretty damn lucky. Actually, this sounds like...
  93. wsupalice reblogged this from fmylife
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  96. -electricityscape reblogged this from lovydovybevy and added:
    hahaha wth! thats kind of funny/nerdy/cute though. :P haha, eucalyptus…hahah
  97. jealousea reblogged this from grandeuricillusions and added:
    I completely agree with you.
  98. grandeuricillusions reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    Um excuse me, but that is fucking adorable,...back off of your adorable boyfriend. The...
  99. ilouvreyou reblogged this from fmylife
  100. mama-wolf reblogged this from kayhumptay and added:
    If he was cute/funny, I’d adore it. If not, I wouldn’t be dating him.
  101. briannebott reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    fml ? this sounds exactly like something...Louis would do, ‘cause we’re immature.
  102. precocious reblogged this from remusjlupin and added:
    LOL I WOULD GET A KICK OUT OF THAT NOT A FUCK MY LIFE. LMFAO LMFAO I’M LIKE CRYING THAT WAS SO FUNNY TO ME
  103. itspaigiecoco reblogged this from fmylife
  104. ourbreathinwinter reblogged this from fmylife
  105. toots reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    AWWW dats cute, Idk why that bitch is FMLin’
  106. clockworkdame reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    That’s actually kinda cute...child in that silly stuff amuses me.
  107. jambomeanshello reblogged this from fmylife
  108. rhymingwithorange reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    Oddly adorable? Lol.
  109. dinosaurusrex reblogged this from jesuisme
  110. almadelia reblogged this from foxygen and added:
    AHAHAH! that sounded sooo cheesy, i totally wanna say that to a boy. Wow. That’s hilarious. hahaha.
  111. foxygen reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    literally laughed at that!
  112. remusjlupin reblogged this from fmylife
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  116. partyonwayne reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    boyfriend like that hahah :)
  117. goaheadnow reblogged this from turnthatfrownupsidedown and added:
    agreed!! it sounds like something my boyfriend would do, i love it!
  118. captainsunshine reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    find this pretty adorable,...duno what this hoe is complaining about!
  119. littleorangeteacup reblogged this from turnthatfrownupsidedown
  120. sigynxvx reblogged this from fmylife
  121. liriangelcarolina reblogged this from thewaterisrising and added:
    Lmfao ^^^^^^^^^^^ Same. (:
  122. turnthatfrownupsidedown reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    This is fucking adorable hahaha, definitely not
  123. thewaterisrising reblogged this from thehappiestboy and added:
    Am I weird for thinking thats adorably cute ? (:
  124. happy-mondays reblogged this from fmylife
  125. thehappiestboy reblogged this from supahsulay and added:
    Rofl he’s got skills
  126. andiii reblogged this from supahsulay
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  132. fdgsfdg reblogged this from heremotionsickness and added:
    i agree, i don’t understand how this is a fml cause i thought it was so cute.
  133. maggietheferociousbeast reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    ohmygosh this made...laugh so hard XD although I find it quite adorable. :P
  134. aleannaroselle reblogged this from gabriellaaanais and added:
    hahaha i thought that was kinda cute, not to mention funny. i wouldaa played along.
  135. heremotionsickness reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    How does that qualify as FML?...just think it’s adorable. I’d give
  136. bboop2289 reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    does that too. (minus the eating of the hair) He says...koala, ur a eucalyptus”
  137. dizzymecrazy reblogged this from fmylife
  138. youwreckme reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    punched in the head...not appreciating your boyfriends adorableness Miss “FML”. I miss
  139. emmmaa reblogged this from takeiteasylovenothing
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  141. hunnydomelon reblogged this from charm-strange and added:
    I giggled! Lol, Awww! :DD That’s too cute.
  142. jorelle reblogged this from fmylife
  143. crissyeatsradios reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    what, i find this adooooorable. totally not fml, i think.
  144. salzig reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    This is damn cute! ahhahaha.
  145. alaynamikel reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    Lol, that’s cute in...weird kinda way.
  146. lovydovybevy reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    thas frikin hilaroius. xD
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  151. lastweeksgirl reblogged this from clavicula and added:
    This should not be fml it should be love my life. Its adorable.
  152. jesuisme reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    Hahah that’s too cute
  153. kriseldaramos reblogged this from runbarbierun
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  157. imyoursupergirl reblogged this from heydeneen and added:
    coulda been worse..he coulda been humping your leg while eating your hair..
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  160. dreamsofthesea reblogged this from crackedpolystyrene and added:
    FML? I would kill for a boyfriend with that kind of humour. That is totally a flml, not fml. lol that’s cute, not fml...
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  163. esalove reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    Why, hello Nathan.
  164. missdean reblogged this from fmylife
  165. thelittlemermaid reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    think this is incredibly adorable.
  166. ukulady reblogged this from fmylife
  167. ln89 reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    I thought of Alison. @superkoala fmylife:
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  169. wedinzo reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    thinking this is cute and not an
  170. yougoleahcoco reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    ahaha, aw, this is too cute. it doesn’t belong
  171. couldhavemetyouinasandbox reblogged this from fmylife
  172. catniphumor reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    How the hell can you say Fuck My Life to this? It’s adorable! My...does something similar,...
  173. c0ma reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    That’s the cutest shit I’ve heard in
  174. skwermy reblogged this from fmylife
  175. heydeneen reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    Wait… That’s weird?
  176. nineteenninetytwo reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    How is an FML? It’s quite adorable actually. Except
  177. vibeviadoug reblogged this from fmylife
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  184. idyllically reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    What is with these people? These guys are brilliant....eucalyptus tree.
  185. acidwashedheart reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i would probably just poke
  186. terrormisu reblogged this from fmylife
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  188. 8scribbledlines reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    haven’t laughed at an...in a long time, but this… xD
  189. jazziimassacre reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    That’s pretty hilarious actually.
  190. dardarness reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    lol. this sounds like something i’d do....bf would find this FML-worthy though. If he...
  191. silava reblogged this from fmylife
  192. timferrell reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    This should be more like Love My Life
  193. batmeegs reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    why is this an fml? i would start giggling
  194. maryclare reblogged this from gabriellaaanais
  195. searchforbreaths reblogged this from takeiteasylovenothing and added:
    the person who posted this FML is an idiot.
  196. gabriellaaanais reblogged this from cakestheheathen and added:
    thats kind of fucking amazing. embrace it, don’t fuckmylife over it.
  197. smellslikemarijuyana reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    CAN SO IMAGINE KOL DOING THIS....AM YOUR PANDA AND YOU ARE MY BAMBOO!! HAHAHA OK -_-
  198. stopnicole reblogged this from cakestheheathen and added:
    lol that’s cute, not fml worthy.
  199. takeiteasylovenothing reblogged this from youweremyfirstlove and added:
    Hahaha, awwh that is so cute. This person needs to get punched for not appreciating the adorableness that they have.
  200. rubymonroe reblogged this from lottieeeee and added:
    thats seriously not an FML. thats the cutest scenerio ive heard in a bit
  201. f-o-e reblogged this from kikiimcintosh and added:
    a CUDDLY man-koala. sigh.
  202. cakestheheathen reblogged this from youweremyfirstlove and added:
    That is totally a flml, not fml. If I did something that awesome for a partner, and they said, “FML,” I certainly would...
  203. lottieeeee reblogged this from youweremyfirstlove and added:
    Lmfao so would I!
  204. phlogiston reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    find this really adorable tbh.
  205. youweremyfirstlove reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    boyfriend with that kind of humour.
  206. kikikarma reblogged this from fmylife
  207. kikiimcintosh reblogged this from f-o-e and added:
    The things I’d do to have a man-koala ;-;
  208. runbarbierun reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    Aww, this is actually pretty cute :) Not
  209. exit-music reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    how is this FML?? i thought this was rather adorable, minus the hair-chewing. but...was...
  210. leavesalwaysfall reblogged this from fmylife
  211. f-o-e reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    HOW IS THAT SITUATION AT ALL HORRIBLE! sounds like her...was being all cute
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  216. woodlandcreature reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    How is this an FML?...would totally do this. Weird coincidence:
  217. runningxfromxlions reblogged this from fmylife
  218. konroy reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    fml…. that sounds like
  219. jenniferdawn reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    LMFAO thats so funny :’)
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