I’m pretty sure this is why my dad hasn’t shaved his mustache since the 1970s.
(via thommy)
This nail polish is called “Ate Berries in the Canaries,” which is just absurd. I like the color, though.
“All aboard the Raccoon Bus! Next stop, Trashcan City.”
(via thedailywhat)
Is this Jesse Camp, or Willem Dafoe dressed up as Jesse Camp for Halloween? Damn, 1998 was a long time ago.
(via goldenfiddle)
Finished reading this today. Sarah Vowell always makes me laugh. And teaches me random historical facts that I forget soon after.
"Ghost Whisperer," "Ghost Hunters," Why Not "Ghost Bachelor"?
- Nick: [Making fun of the cover of "Us Weekly"] Oh yeah, that Bachelor Jason sure is a cutie.
- Mom: I don't even watch "The Bachelor."
- Nick: I bet you would watch "Ghost Bachelor."


