Woodland Creature

I have to admit, I actually love a lot of Rachel...

Oct 1st

GiantBatFarts.com

Oct 1st

I played Jupiter in my 3rd-grade class play. I was also a...

Oct 1st

juliasegal: If the Last Supper was attended by our favorite...

Oct 1st

So hilarious and true — I’ll be going through...

Oct 1st

Photographic evidence for the people who don’t believe...

Sep 30th

GPOYW, Laughing at the Girl Barfing Under the Table edition....

Sep 30th

Teehee.

Sep 29th

I guess this is how Mel Gibson celebrates Yom Kippur?

Sep 29th

I am in love with Mr. Bumbles, the obese skunk!!!

Sep 29th

Coming Out in Middle School

Sep 29th

mbooth: If I was forced to adhere to Patrick Moberg’s New...

Sep 29th

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Told you!

Sep 29th

My favorite e-mail this week

From: Andrew Rossi Date: Sun, Sep 27, 2009 at 9:30 PM Subject: (no subject) To: Me Beanie babies...

Sep 29th

How meta (I don’t even know what “how...

Sep 29th

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Love this song. Love Montreal (I need to go back). Also, they have escalators in their colleges?...

Sep 28th

Just like Rachel Berry!

Sep 28th

Awesome canine counter-protestor.

Sep 28th

Unsolved Mysteries from Last Night

How did I completely overturn and spill the contents of the bin at the foot of my bed? Why were...

Sep 28th

Barbarians at the Gate

Sep 26th

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I am laughing hysterically at this video because I just remembered I used to write a newsletter...

Sep 26th

Doris Day is badass. Where can I get this shirt? (via...

Sep 26th

Sometimes I feel like I am riding this bus.

Sep 26th

This might have been the highlight of my week (so far). (via gifparty)

Sep 26th

“A Wall Street Journal Subscriber” = Ron Jeremy?

Sep 26th

The dude: Your dress looks like a shirt.
Me: That's why it's called a shirt dress.

Sep 26th

Obama can even make goths smile.

Sep 26th

Wild Turkeys Terrorize Jersey Neighborhood

Sep 26th

6 women slapped with assault charges after...

Sep 26th

I’m definitely not grown up yet.

Sep 25th

Ha, man flu. But seriously, people, chill with the swine flu...

Sep 25th

I loved changing Barbie’s clothes and shoes, but I...

Sep 25th

I don’t understand why people think Bret is the cute...

Sep 25th

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The dude just sent this to me with the note, “Just got idea for weekend.”

Sep 24th

Knock knock.

Who’s there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Repeat until death. I just called the...

Sep 24th

Important Australian airplane etiquette rule: If your...

Sep 24th

My old ‘hood. I always wondered what the “Hot...

Sep 24th

CANNOT. HANDLE. TOO. CUTE. (via juliasegal)

Sep 24th

GPOYW, Sleepytown edition.

Sep 24th

Also, your butt. With baby wipes, none o’ that toilet...

Sep 23rd

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I think I need a baby, just for entertainment purposes.

Sep 23rd

Me: I have been wearing a lot of purple lately, instead of...

Sep 22nd

“Umbrellas are always good for whack-a-mole!”
— My mom, after I told her that...

Sep 22nd

Love this movie. (via gifparty)

Sep 22nd

Hi! Hi! (via gifparty)

Sep 22nd

I can’t decide what the best part of this photo is: ...

Sep 22nd

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This commercial almost makes me want to buy a lottery ticket. Almost.

Sep 22nd

Leetle peeglet! (via juliasegal)

Sep 22nd

You don’t mess with an Italian chick, if you know...

Sep 22nd

Furniture on the ceiling at Luzzo’s!

Sep 20th

“Having a bunch of cats around is good. If you’re...”
— Charles Bukowski [That is...

Sep 18th

Definitely my bathing suit for next summer. (via...

Sep 18th

My favorite graffiti tag.

Sep 18th

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Chillest cat ever. Maybe it’s stoned on catnip.

Sep 18th

The Rain Man is less of an A-hole.

Sep 18th

Oh, snap! They got told.

Sep 18th

Best version I’ve seen.

Sep 18th

Shouldn’t she be able to foresee whether she’ll...

Sep 16th

“Please let me know what camel toads are and how I...

Sep 15th

If I had a bat mitzvah, this is what it would have been...

Sep 15th

Do you think I would get in trouble if I hung this in my...

Sep 15th

This picture actually brings back bad memories. Giant floppy...

Sep 15th

Louis Vuitton totally knocked off New Balance’s gray...

Sep 15th

“SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A...”
— Drunkye (brought to you by...

Sep 14th

Beyoncé doesn’t have a real FUPA, so she had to go and...

Sep 14th

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Once again, putting the “gag” in Lady Gaga.

Sep 14th

Kanye and Amber: the next Ice-T and Coco.

Sep 14th

The Body Count at Home

Sep 13th

“I didn’t think I could travel with him because he is a...”
— Adorable, 83-year-old bride...

Sep 13th

Sorry, haitanboy, I am not looking for friend and love. How...

Sep 13th

Mac and cheese at Agnes & Eva’s.

Sep 13th

“Isn’t that the American Dream? You believe in...”
— Rob McElhenney

Sep 12th

The one on the right is my future son.

Sep 12th

I need a fall coat. Which one should I get?

Sep 12th

I want a pink fridge. (via sweethomestyle :...

Sep 12th

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Empire State of Mind - Jay-Z & Alicia Keys In New York, Concrete jungle where dreams are made...

Sep 12th

“I sincerely believe I’m the best prime minister that...”
— Silvio Berlusconi

Sep 11th

My dream car. Actually, I’ll just take the hood...

Sep 11th

Dads in Short Shorts

Sep 10th

I really want to meet the owner of this store. (via...

Sep 10th

“Dump the dude, this guy is your destiny.”...

Sep 10th

Excellent philosophy. (via Josh)

Sep 10th

This kid is an effing genius. (via juliasegal)

Sep 10th

“Um, I love that place to an embarrassing degree.”
— My BFF Kate, on Bar None, with...

Sep 10th

This bunny is my snacking soulmate.

Sep 9th

GPOYW, Squirrel Feed edition.

Sep 9th

It amuses me to no end when doggies sit like this.

Sep 9th

Things I Do Not Care About

The US Open College football Any sporting event that does not involve my boyfriend running...

Sep 9th

New favorite animal alert: the QUOKKA! I probably...

Sep 9th

When I close the laptop on the dude’s fingers, I mean...

Sep 9th

My Dad: The Next Billy Mays

Dad: I got a great idea for an invention -- trash bags that animals can't rip through.
Me: How does that work?
Dad: I haven't figured that part out yet.

Sep 7th

Shit MY Dad Says

Me: Dad, I'm covered in fur.
Dad: Why don't you get one of those laser treatments?
Me: ...I meant cat fur.
Dad: Oh. I didn't know what you meant.

Sep 7th

“If Einstein’s signature equation was E=mc...

Sep 7th

This pug hates Paris Hilton and everything she stands for. ...

Sep 5th

I have actually never seen this, because I am not a hairy...

Sep 5th

sofakingugly: Ugly couch, cute cat! (via...

Sep 5th

Sep 5th

The dude thought this sign at Rice to Riches last night was...

Sep 5th

When moving in with your parents can land you...

Sep 5th

Brand new street art on the sidewalk on my block. It says...

Sep 5th

Snack in the sun at Agnes & Eva’s.

Sep 5th

What MTA says, what MTA means

“Train traffic ahead of us” — some idiot held the doors open. “An earlier incident” — an earlier...

Sep 5th

On 2nd Avenue in the East Village.

Sep 4th

The fact that Connecticut is depicted as a frozen dinner in...

Sep 4th

Sep 4th

In case you are looking for more Tumblrers to follow, check...

Sep 4th

sofakingugly: “IT IS ONLY THE CORNER PIECE. I DON’T HAVE ANY...

Sep 4th

“The public does not want firefighters out giving baths to...”
— The Uniformed Firefighters...

Sep 4th

You can get 2 1/2 if you’re lucky. (via...

Sep 4th

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I feel obligated to post this video, because no fewer than three people sent it to me today, and...

Sep 4th

“I’ve interviewed hundreds of men for my books, and...”
— Daylle Deanna Schwartz (I...

Sep 3rd

I could use a therapy llama right about now. It would be...

Sep 2nd

I really hope this outfit is for an ’80s flashback...

Sep 2nd

GPOYW, On a Really Sweet Riverside Rooftop in Tribeca That...

Sep 2nd

That was fast. (via mikomercer : soupsoup)

Sep 1st

Summer barely even started. :( (via explodingdog)

Sep 1st

If I had a boat, this is what I would name it. (via...

Sep 1st

Ruby’s Bronte Burger is one of the best things I have...

Sep 1st

Best Prom Venue Ever

Me: I had my prom at the Maritime Aquarium.
The Dude: A prom in an aquarium? How does that work?
Me: There was a big open area next to the seal tank.
The Dude: And the seals were just hanging out there?
Me: Yep.
The Dude: ...Did you organize the prom?

Sep 1st

If only it were that simple… (via thedailywhat)

Sep 1st