This is basically my motto. See also: “I want to look nice, but not as much as I want to sleep in as long as possible in the mornings.”
(via minusthebear)
An Epidemic of Fear: How Panicked Parents Skipping Shots Endangers Us All →
I didn’t realize that Jenny McCarthy’s illustrious background as a Playboy Playmate qualified her to dole out medical advice.
I did absolutely nothing productive today. Unless you consider watching every episode of Modern Family to be productive. Great show, though.
She Ran to Gunfire, and Ended It →
Sgt. Kimberly Munley, who took down the Fort Hood shooter by running towards him while he shot at her (she was hit three times, but should be okay), is a badass mothereffer.
I would actually read Twilight if it was about abstinent walruses.
(via juliasegal : datn)
For the record, they were Shar-Peis
From: The Dude
To: Me
Date: Fri Nov 6, 2009 at 1:35 AM
Funny moment of day: was doing a training session with 12 clients and was showing them Google Reader. I used mine for a demo and we were discussing shared items. I clicked through and the first thing that popped up was a picture of nude David Hasselhoff wearing two pugs…that’s my girlfriend!
